when you’re explaining something and someone interrupts you
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
helladutchess asked: r u single?
we are a restaurant
am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked
Hearing a new song from your favorite band for the first time